Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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