Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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