No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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