Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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