I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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