i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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