She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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