I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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