Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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