Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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