yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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