So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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