But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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