And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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