quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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