lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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