The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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