so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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