This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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