Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
