Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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