Can Purell be used as lube?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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