So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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