i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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