Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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