I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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