New invention idea: vibrating tampons
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
