I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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