Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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