...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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