Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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