what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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