I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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