It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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