New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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