awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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