It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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