i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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