Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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