Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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