whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
love makes seman taste better
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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