Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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