youre lurking in front of me
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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