yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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