the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize