I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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