Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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