It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You were trust falling into bushes
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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