Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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