So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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