You're a womanizer and a bitch.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I enjoy the company of your penis
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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