new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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