Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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