i just google imaged poop.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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