I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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